GS' Beats

A line here. A sag there. Couple of bags around your waist. A generous paunch. And a barren head. These are not necessarily restricted to people who have aged. These are also for people who appear older than they actually are. The above description fits me well. I am Thirty Three and a Half, as I write this, and I can easily pass off as somebody who is actually ten years older than that. Now, this has its own advantages. For instance, you can't get any older. There are people who say I haven't aged at all in the past five years! Why you may ask? I looked forty plus even then. See, you can't tell the difference between a hundred year old and a hundred and twenty year old. Its the same thing. It doesn't mean I didn't age. It only means that I was frigging old looking even then, and therefore, I am not a new oldie. I am just an old oldie. If you understand what I mean. - + - + - + - + - + - + - + - + - Earlier today I did something ...

First things first. The purpose of this post is not to analyze why India lost the fourth test match against Australia at Adelaide. But why Australia took five days to beat a deflated India, when they managed to blow away the Indian team well within four days in the previous three test matches. And the third test match was done with within three days! The following summarizes the conspiracy on the part of the Australian Cricket Team / Cricket Australia, and how India managed to beat them all! Reason Number One: Cricket Australia saw that ticket sales were coming down. There were no advertisers. Revenue was affected as the matches were getting over within three or four days. Therefore, the Australian Cricket team was instructed to flog the dead horse a.k.a. The Indian Cricket Team, over five days, instead of the usual three or four. How India Outsmarted Australia: By ensuring their pathetic performance in the previous three matches were not a "flash in the pan...

DAY ONE  . . . . 9.20 pm . . . . It was almost a 12 hours since I sighted 'respect'. I was aware of the fact that 'respect' was making its way today for almost many months, and was eagerly awaiting its arrival. I was in no mood to give it a miss, today, of all days, for it was the first day.  Any new movie. First Day. Chapter should be closed. This has been my motto for some years now. I don't want any of the reviewers to influence my decision. I am my own reviewer. Today was that First Day. And I DIDN'T WANT TO MISS IT. Especially when it has Vikraman weilding the megaphone. Especially, when it has Vijayakanth in it. Especially when, we have not one, but two Vijaykanth in it. Especially, when one Vijayakanth has that glorious wig and looks a shade older and delivers Krishna like sermons. Especially, when their previous outing had been one of the greatest wonders of all time - wonder because it ran for 275 days in many obscure theatres in remote locations, with ...

Some Facts About Vijaykanth Click Here For Original Source  (Hats off to the Original Writer) Vijaykanth makes onions cry Vijaykanth can delete the Recycle Bin. Ghosts are actually caused by Vijaykanth killing people faster than Death can process them. Vijaykanth can build a snowman..... out of rain. Vijaykanth can strangle you with a cordless phone. Vijaykanth can drown a fish. When Vijaykanth enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on,......... .... he turns the dark off. When Vijaykanth looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Vijaykanth and Vijaykanth. Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Vijaykanth can throw Brett Favre even further. The last digit of "pi" is Vijaykanth. He is the end of all things. Vijaykanth does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die. Bullets dodge Vijaykanth. A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fa...

The United States President had just called an emergency meeting of the leaders of the world. Agenda – To discuss the rampant lawlessness in the entire world and find a solution to it. From Chicago to China, there is chaos every where. The NASA Scientists have reported some asteroids moving in at 800 Lightyears Speed towards the earth. And it is expected to hit the world in ten days time. To top it all, Osama Bin Laden and the 163 rd Son of Saddam Hussein have joined hands with the Taliban to chalk out a master plan to destroy US, India , Pakistan , Russia and the entire E urope . The President’s trusted SWAT and other military forces have turned hopeless against such an evil uprising within the Country. The local heroes Bat Man, Spider Man and Super Man have been tamed by some unknown Alien Force, which has been sending signals to different countries about their intention to invade the Earth. “The doomsday is here.” The new President thought. “Who will save the world?” The Presiden...